Weirdest dreams ever…

I had a dream that Korra was pregnant with Mako’s baby and they were kissing on a couch in a building located in the Capitol from the Hunger Games and Asami and Bolin were there and then BAM Chris Brown busts threw the window and steals Asami, along with Pooh Bear, I think that little toaster from that children’s movie, and some other characters and stuffs them in a secret storage in the wall of his giant sky scraper building. So then Korra runs off to rescue Asami and for some reason she’s not preggers any more, and they find Asami, and they kiss, but then its not the real Asami and Korra is SO disappointed and sad, and Mako’s all like “dun worry baby we’ll find her.” And then I was a secret agent and me, my sister, and Pikachu infiltrated Chris Brown’s secret layer and electrocuted him, and then Asami and General Iroh and the Little Mermaid and her prince guy and Woody and Jessie all go and tie Chris Brown to bicycles and drag him into the desert and bury him in the sand and leave him there with only his head sticking out.

The next day I dreamed Asami was dating a squid….

Q:Naked penguin sledding!

callmesali

Korra stops in the middle of doing some very dirty things to consider the prospects of naked penguin sliding.

Ten minutes later, they are miraculously placed in an Arctic environment.

Bolin: “Won’t the penguin’s be, like, cold, or something?”

Mako: “Plus I’m pretty sure it doesn’t want my wang on it’s back.”

Asami: “We could just slide down the hill ourselves. You know, naked and stuff.”

Korra simply nods and dives, and the rest follow.

At the bottom of the hill Korra says: “I think I have frostbite in places where no frostbite should venture.”

Q:YES! ORGY TIME NOW!

republiccitystalker

Mako and Korra practically and very viciously jump on one another from the get go, like graceful predators engaging in the frivolous rituals of spring.

Asami on the other hand is running around in circles trying to avoid Bolin.

Asami: “I REFUSE to engage in dirty sex. You people are so perverse.”

Korra: “Then in spirits’ name why did you get naked?”

Bolin: “Gurl, you’re such a tease.”

Mako: “Feels so gooood….” 

Q:M!A: Mako has a raging awkward boner from seeing Bolin grope Korra and Asami's boobs and is having trouble keeping "it" in his pants

Anonymous

Mako frowned, toying with the idea of keeping it in, or just kind of letting loose….

“Sweety, are you okay,” Korra said, scrutinizing him and remembering that first time when he wouldn’t stop rubbing on her…

“Couldn’t be better,” he said throwing the most twisted, suffering smile in their direction, stopping them all in their tracks so that they could stare at his pants anticipating something to happen.

“Soon, soon,” Korra chanted clairvoyantly.

Q:Followup M!A to get the girls to stop fighting about who has bigger boobs, Bolin goes and feels both of their chests to decide who's bigger for them. (I'm guessing Mako wouldn't be too pleased about that one. Don't know how the girls would feel.)

Anonymous

Without their consent, Bolin simply strolls over to the girls gripping at list one of their breasts in his hands.

“I’ll figure this out,” he says nonchalantly, while the girls simply stare at him, too shocked for words.

He prolongs figuring it out if you know what I mean.

Mako on the other has pretty much run off to some sort of weapon with which he can attack Bolin. He also probably has a boner. Nuff said.

Q:Just to add a little heat...M!A Korra and Asami take off their shirts and start comparing boob sizes (they still have their bras on though). It's up to you how the boys respond to that one!

Anonymous

“Mine are bigger,” Korra says, shamelessly poking the shiny sheen of her blue bra.

“No, no, no, no, you’re wrong,” Asami says shaking her head, “Mine are much, much bigger.”

While the two girls went back and forth between “mine are bigger” Mako simply reduced himself to staring at Korra’s left boob and meditating on not cheating on her left boob with her right boob, or any of Asami’s boobs.

Bolin was Bolin and so he simply played hot potato with his eyes, never lingering on one breast for too long.

Q:{{ITS BEEN WAY TO LONG SINCE I LAST SENT YOU GUYS AN ASK}} I've got a delivery of 10, 000 cookies for a bolin, korra, asami, and Mako

carl-likes-cuddling

(It’s been WAY WAY long since we’ve been answering)

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Korra stares at the cookies for a while, and the very calmly turns to look at everyone else, “I swear if any one of you touches those cookies before I do, you will end up worse than an 112 year old virgin, okay?”

They all nod complacently, and Mako whispers, “I think she’s PMS’ing.”

Q:KORRA AND MAKO SURE DO DO SOME STRANGE THINGS WHEN THEY'RE ALONE IN A BEDROOM... I LIKE IT!

republiccitystalker

Mako: “Dear stalker person, I like it too. It makes me feel manly though there are time when I feel like a bondage slave.”

Asami: “WE GOT A DOMINATRIX IN DA HOUSE.”

“I have no idea what you guys are talking about,” Korra mutter innocently looking at her new friend the wall.

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